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Black and foul,
With steaming taint,
The liquid in my mug

Offends me much.
It's taste is such
It brings to mind a slug

Whose slimy trail
Does now entail
To gather at my lips.

It makes me ill,
This swirling swill
I drink with grueling sips,

This fetid funk
This juice of skunk
That doth insult my tongue.

A troll's pit sweat
Or closer yet
The essence of dog dung

Or toxic waste
Would better taste
Than this revolting brew,

And yet, alas,
I'm such an ass.

To go without won't do.
Um...yeah. Not too fond of the company's coffee. I'm strongly considering taping this up next to the pot. :plotting:

DAMN YOU MASTER CHEF!!! :shakefist:
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PrettyCrazy Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
LOL.
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the-sky-is-the-limit Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
tea>coffee :P
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VetchVespers Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2009  Student General Artist
:)
Iced tea. A lot of hot teas remind me of bath tub water. I'm weird. :shrug:
A belated thanks for the fave btw. ;)
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the-sky-is-the-limit Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
lol,

you are welcome!
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VetchVespers Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2009  Student General Artist
;P
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BowofAnariel Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2009
:iconcoffeeplz:
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VetchVespers Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009  Student General Artist
Wow. That looks waaaaay nicer than what we've got. :(
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BowofAnariel Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2009
:pat: good coffee at home?
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VetchVespers Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009  Student General Artist
Yes. Come over and share a cup? :)
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BowofAnariel Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2009
sure :meow:
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